In the continuous spectacle of Elon Musk’s public and private life, few managed to deride the tycoon of technology as the Late-Night conductor Jimmy Kimmel recently did, who had no hesitation in criticizing Musk during his monologue. This time, Kimmel did not target Musk’s corporate moves or his controversial tweets, but he turned his satire to the ever -growing billionaire family, painting a comic image that has made the rounds of the web: Elon Musk as “dad kangaroo”, probably ready to bring his children into his pocket, like a cangide.
The highlight came during a segment that analyzed incredible news reported byWall Street Journal, who accused Musk of using his social platform, X, to recruit women who brought his children. The report described how Musk would have made children through private messages, promises of wealth and non -disclosure agreements.
According to sources and messages examined by the WSJ, Musk would have already had at least 14 children with four different women, and possibly even more. For Kimmel, this was not just a story – it was gold for comedy.
By showing a photo viral of Musk without a shirt on the beach, the conductor launched one of the most absurd analogies of the evening: “Based on this photograph, he could also have given birth to them himself. He probably brings them around his pocket like a kangaroo”. The audience exploded in a laugh, but the joke had a meaning that went beyond physical comedy. He highlighted the absurdity on the scale and secrecy of Musk’s authorship, as well as his presence disjointed in the lives of many of his children. While Musk proclaims himself Salvatore of humanity from the demographic crisis, critics underline how often he is emotionally and physically absent by the children who leads to the world.
Kimmel continued the segment by telling the details of the WSJ article, which described the so -called “Legion of Children” of Musk, a growing network of children who would have had with women selected on social media. The comedian joked about the fact that Musk’s messages played like those of a bad comic book, especially a phrase in which Musk would have written: “To reach the Legion level before the Apocalypse, we will have to use surrogate”.
Kimmel’s answer? “He sends messages like a super -market. He is no longer Elon Musk, it’s Sex Luther.”
The combination of “sex luther” and “dad canguro” generated a storm of online memes, but the message below was clear. Kimmel was not just making fun of Musk to make people laugh, but he was raising a mirror towards a public figure whose private ambitions are starting to seem like a dystopian plot.
According to WSJ, Musk would have offered some of these women millions of dollars in cash for silence, proposing agreements in which he financed their lifestyle in exchange for silence and legal conformity. Women like Ashley St. Clair, who gave birth to a child who says he was conceived by Musk, said they had been offered $ 15 million and $ 100,000 per month – but only if they had never publicly talked about their relationship or child.
St. Clair refused to sign the non -disclosure contract and made its history public, triggering a mass reaction and renewing the debate on Musk’s ethics, not only in the technological sector, but also in paternity. Kimmel caught the surreal aspect of the revelations, equating Musk’s actions to those of a villain of comics or a leader of a cult of fertility.
He also ironized on Musk’s belief that the decreasing birth rates represent the largest threat for civilization, an idea that Musk has often repeated on X and in global conferences. While many demographers recognize a decrease in population growth in some regions, Kimmel did not seem completely convinced: “I don’t know about what planet Viva Elon. This seems to me already full. Never tried to get out of the parking lot of the Dodgers stadium? We are fine with people.”
The comparison with the kangaroo was only a part of a wider point: Musk’s obsession for reproduction is not only personal, but strategic, grandiose and deeply strange. With his own words, Musk is seen as a warrior against demographic fate. In Kimmel’s monologue, Musk is the richest mammal in the world … who would incubate future billionaires in his pocket.
Behind the satire, the realities are more serious. The WSJ report described Musk’s authorship model as built on distance, legal structure and financial power, rather than an emotional connection or co -genity. Many of its partners would live in houses organized by its facilitator, Jared Birchall, and would be required to sign confidentiality agreements to ensure continuous support.
The metaphor of Kimmel’s “dad canguro” has become an instant cultural way of saying to describe this strange and secret empire – a man who may not change diapers, but who may hide his children as if they were rigid reserve discs. The image is absurd, but in a world where billionaires have the power to finance governments, launch rockets and now engineer families in private, it is also disturbingly plausible.
When the segment ended, Kimmel added a last joke that united cynicism and dry humor: “It is a little sweet, I think. Elon loves children. I want to say, he spent 300 million dollars to make a president elect.”
The audience has still laughed – not only for the joke, but for the surreal reality of a man whose life seems increasingly detached from the rules that most of us live. From buying Twitter to the construction of an army of children, from Neuralink to giving bizarre names to his children (remember X æ A-12?), Elon Musk is no longer just the richest man in the world-it is becoming the strangest dad in the world.
And as Jimmy Kimmel has clearly pointed out, if Musk is truly a kangaroo, he is the only one whose baby carrier has a legal department and a clause of non -disclosure.
